The Winter Olympics Are Over
I watched some of the closing ceremonies and besides seeing Ricky Martin dancing and singing with scantly dressed women we were also treated to this: That's right. A band of fat clowns who played that classic international hit "Y.M.C.A." I now consider myself officially freaked out. And now that the Winter Olympics are over it is once again permissible to no longer give a flip about the following: Speed skating, ski jumping, the luge, the skeleton, the bobsled, cross country skiing, ice dancing, snowboard cross, snowboarding, curling and...well...most every event we saw over the last 17 days. Maybe in 2010 a U.S. figure skater will be dating some sort of goon.